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“Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!”
Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the terrain! It is Robotkind, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He roars apocalyptically:
“I’m going to fuck you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!”
Running across the mountains, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Lizzorasaurus! And she gives a mighty cry:
“I’m going to beat the flaming shit out of you!”
Rampaging over the mini-mall parking lot, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Moonlightmischief! And she gives a cruel roar:
“I’m going to brutalize you until you turn magenta, and throw you out the window!!!”
Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the desert! It is Dinojay, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She cries mightily:
“I’m going to beat you with such disregard for common sense, you’ll age fifty years!”
Prowling across the steppes, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Monkeyaround92! And she gives a vengeful grunt:
“I’m going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!”
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the candy store! It is Theornerycolonel, hands clutching a studded crowbar!...
With aide from his Lusussprite, who quickly is wheeled up behind you while holding a Lance? TAVROS NITRAM! “yOURE, UHH,...
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Zang! Who is that, running amidst the desert! It is Sarah, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular...
weatherlygasm | hellspirit87 | nerd-do-well:...Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the...
Hark! Who is that, prowling over the terrain! It is Weatherlygasm, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a...
Lo! Who is that, running on the tundra! It isWhatasmoothgardener, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She...
Striding on the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Mi-chan! And she...
Definitely doing this again… Lo! Who is that, skulking on the tundra! It is Kaosunseen, hands clutching a reflective...
Lo! Who is that, prowling across the tundra! It isFruitypop22, hands clutching a meaty axe! She grunts homicidally: “I’m...
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From nowhere cometh Izeither, wielding a ferocious cat unwillingly woken from his deep slumber, who yells: “I’m going to...
Striding amidst the freeway, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Elizabeth! And she gives a booming howl: “As...
Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the terrain! It is SkepticalBadger, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a...
Zang! Who is that, sprinting out of the fields! It is TopHatAlpaca, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She bellows...
Sprinting through the candy store, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh IndefiniteMendacity! And she gives a...
Who is that, skulking over the cliffs! It is Aminthea, hands clutching a burning branch! She howls homicidally: “I’m...
Zang! Who is that, running amidst the desert! It is Sarah, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular...
Stalking across the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh...
Hark! Who is that, prowling through the tarmac! It is Rikaaan, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous...
Who is that, skulking out of the wasteland! It is Thekeyistoactnormal, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a...
Hark! Who is that, striding through the fields! It is SorrowfulSymphony, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an...
Zang! Who is that, running on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bubblysaur, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She...
Striding across the desert, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Istalkjoo! And she gives a booming roar: “I’m...
Sprinting amidst the fields, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Maria! And she gives a spectacular howl: “I’m...
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the tarmac! It is Turnonthewing, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a...
Stalking through the mountains, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Aka-love-muffins! And she gives an ominous howl: “I’m going...
Sprinting over the cliffs, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Sara! And she gives a low roar: “I’m going to...
I wasn’t as impressed with ConsultingDepressive’s… this one is so much more betterer… Who is that, prowling through the...
Lo! Who is that, sprinting through the steppes! It is Obsessedfool, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a...
Stalking amidst the fields, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Nicolainthetardis! And she gives an ominous roar: “By...
Zang! Who is that, stalking through the terrain! It isBubbles, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a gutteral...